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Twilight Mom
(Rough translation of Vietnamese to English)
Mom: I watched a part of a vampire movie at so-and-so's house. At first the guy wanted to choke the girl, but he didn't.
Diana: Who was in it?
Mom: It was full of young people.
Diana: Did the vampire fall in love with a human?
Mom: Yeah!
Diana: What did they look like?
Me: Was it the movie where the vampire goes into the sunlight and he sparkles?
Mom: Yeah!
Me: Were they all white?
Mom: Yeah! And they had a nice house.
Diana: With big windows?
Mom: Yeah, it let in a lot of light.
Me: Did the vampire look like this? -Imitates Edward Cullen's hair-
Mom: And there was this sad girl.
Diana: Was she crying and walking down the stairs?
Mom: Yeah! And then the movie ended. I really wanna watch the whole thing.
Me: -Runs to go post about it on Twitter-
Mom: What is she doing?
Diana: She's posting it online for the whole world to see.
Mom: Why?
Diana: Because it's funny you like it because usually 14 year old girls like it.
Me: -Come back-
Mom: Don't post pictures of your boobs and vagina online.
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