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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? HOW COME IT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS?

Formspring didn’t inform me that I had new questions! I am sorry! I’ve been thinking that no one cares to ask me a question. :(

Ask me anything

Posted at 3:23am #formspring.me

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do yo ears hang low all tha way to yo dickkkk?

No, but my dick hangs low all the way to my feet.

Have you ever had a boyfriend?

Nope, and I’m not really looking to date. Someone asked me out once during summer school in high school, but I wasn’t interested. Oddly enough, this guy said in that class days before asking me that he would rather have a nice car than a girl.

Limp or erect? Big or small. Long & Hard or what? What what in the butt?

Limrect, bimall, and lonrd. You wanna do it in my butt? In my butt?

Have you ever used any of your friends?

I hope none of my friends think I used them. I would never use anyone. I have a guilty conscience so this is out of the question.

Ask me anything

Posted at 2:47am #formspring.me

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tammybui:

name all the evolutions of eevee

HAHA! You’re seriously asking the Pokemon master? Alright. Thunderstone = Jolteon. Waterstone = Vaporeon. Firestone = Flareon. Daytime = Espeon. Nighttime = Umbreon. And now there’s Leafeon and Glaceon or something. Idk how to get them cause I stopped playing.

Ask me anything

Posted at 1:19am 4 notes

Twilight Mom

(Rough translation of Vietnamese to English)
Mom: I watched a part of a vampire movie at so-and-so's house. At first the guy wanted to choke the girl, but he didn't.
Diana: Who was in it?
Mom: It was full of young people.
Diana: Did the vampire fall in love with a human?
Mom: Yeah!
Diana: What did they look like?
Me: Was it the movie where the vampire goes into the sunlight and he sparkles?
Mom: Yeah!
Me: Were they all white?
Mom: Yeah! And they had a nice house.
Diana: With big windows?
Mom: Yeah, it let in a lot of light.
Me: Did the vampire look like this? -Imitates Edward Cullen's hair-
Mom: And there was this sad girl.
Diana: Was she crying and walking down the stairs?
Mom: Yeah! And then the movie ended. I really wanna watch the whole thing.
Me: -Runs to go post about it on Twitter-
Mom: What is she doing?
Diana: She's posting it online for the whole world to see.
Mom: Why?
Diana: Because it's funny you like it because usually 14 year old girls like it.
Me: -Come back-
Mom: Don't post pictures of your boobs and vagina online.

Posted at 12:56am 15 notes #Twilight

My middle school obsession.

In middle school I was obsessed with Linkin Park. Everyone who knew me in middle school knew this. I had Linkin Park posters, wristbands, pins, a sticker I put on my cd player, a keychain I had on my backpack, and patches that I sewn on my backpack. I even had a picture of Chester Bennington in my binder. Also, back when everyone had Xangas, my Xanga theme was Linkin Park.

I put up my Linkin Park posters on the wall closest to where I slept. At night a poster would occasionally drop on my body and I would end up tearing it in my sleep. In the morning I would just tape it back up on the wall.

Thank god I got over this obsession once I started high school. I still occasionally listen to Linkin Park when I’m trying to sleep, but I’ll only listen to Hybrid Theory and Meteora because their other album disappointed me.

Now that I stated what may or may not be an embarrassing obsession to you, I wonder what yours may be.

What is/was your embarrassing obsession?

Posted at 3:52am